truth in advertising?

I love old ads. They say things that you can't get away with now. I'm researching fountain pens for a project and came across a site that had a bunch of ads for a company that is very confident that theirs is the most superior of all fountain pens. Check 'em out:

Makes me want to run right out and buy one.

Until then, just call me Inky Fingers. I literally do have ink on my hands from changing out a cartridge for my Sheaffer (not Paul E. Wirt) fountain pen.